I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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