Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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