i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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