dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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