Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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