if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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