Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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