Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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