I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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