So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She's the barista slut.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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