drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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