Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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