Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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