Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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