508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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