The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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