Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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