I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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