I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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