If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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