Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dignity is for republicans.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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