i think my mom watched the whole time
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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