there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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