ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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