I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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