I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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