Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...