Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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