I'm really into asian looking animals
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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