Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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