just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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