This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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