I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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