32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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