His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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