I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Randomize
