Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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