Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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