Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We're facebook friends in real life
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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