i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
