Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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