I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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