Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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