I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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