he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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