dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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