I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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