found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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