whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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