Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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