do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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