i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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