No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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