he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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