Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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