Don't you send me to vm
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Randomize
