before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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