when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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